I’ve been thrown into early retirement. Pushed out before my time.
My kids tiny, wiggly teeth have been replaced with mouths full of metal braces.
It’s hard to believe that my role as the Tooth Fairy is over. It’s now down to our local Dentist Brooklyn to deal with any teeth issues!
Before I pack away my wings, I want to pass along some wisdom to you on National Tooth Fairy Day.
1. Decide on your Tooth Fairy currency
Give the same amount of money consistently and make it special. Our kids woke up to a $2 bill or two $1 gold coins in place of their lost tooth.
2. Go to the bank and stock up on decided currency
Be consistent and be prepared. Next time you’re at the bank, stock up on $2 bills, gold dollar coins or whatever you chose to give.
Dad used to travel, so I was alone a lot of nights and couldn’t rely on what I may have in my wallet at any given tooth loss. And I wasn’t about to hand out $20 bills, which is what you’re bound to do if you aren’t prepared.
3. Get a special tooth fairy pillow and storage box
Our kids used the same gold silk pillow to house their lost teeth. They will always remember this tradition and equate the $2 bill to their tooth fairy days I’m sure.
As a Tooth Fairy rookie, I even scattered gold glitter from the windowsill to their pillow in my newfound excitement. That was a cute idea, but short-lived once I realized I was only making more clean up work for myself.
4. Put a reminder under your bed covers as soon as a tooth is lost
No more falling asleep and forgetting to fulfill your Tooth Fairy duties.
Whenever my kids lost a tooth, I retrieved the pillow and it’s special box, where I kept all lost baby teeth and my stash of $2 bills. I put the box under my comforter, so when I pulled down my bed covers at night I would be reminded of my role. I can’t tell you how many countless times I would’ve forgotten if I hadn’t done this!
My collection of little lost teeth are a reminder of how far we’ve traveled in our family journey. They are a tangible sign of a fleeting childhood. Enjoy this sweet role because it won’t be long before you too will be thrown into retirement before you’re ready.